this is too great.
Someone spent a LOT of time highlighting a dick in photoshop for this.
(Source: hxt, via fairytalesneverlast)
oh my god, this brought tears to my eyes :’) this is such a beautiful story!
dawww
Actually laughed out loud. That never happens anymore.
This really isn’t the place to be discussing that, Peter.
They sound so… Serious about this. Like they’re meeting in a business meeting.
(Source: megacycles)
Boom Roasted.
gq:
Drake vs. T. Boone Pickens
T. Boone Pickens is a rich-as-fuck Texas hedge funder. Drake, as you know, is a rich-as-fuck emo rapper. Last night they made sweet Twitter comedy together. Sometimes the Internet really does seem like something special, doesn’t it?
Wow this is so relatable and directly applies to my life, the best comedy does this. I read these tweets and just thought to myself “It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!”





